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Last night a couple of boringwads from Scranton birthed a miniwad that hasn’t been named yet. This nameless wad was made by accident and then its parents got all pumped up about it over time, so they were happy with the whole thing. However, typical baby fuckstick antics ensued when the baby started shit right off the bat.
Watch the lameness go down here if you want.
Last night a couple of boringwads from Scranton birthed a miniwad that hasn’t been named yet. This nameless wad was made by accident and then its parents got all pumped up about it over time, so they were happy with the whole thing. However, typical baby fuckstick antics ensued when the baby started shit right off the bat.
Watch the lameness go down here if you want.
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Cats R Stoopid
End this Tory Burch madness!
Why is this shirt $300??? Tory Burch has the worst designers and best PR staff in the world.
Wealthy women: unlock your inner “bohemian spirit” with this unstructured, billowy and wildly overpriced satin tunic!
Unoriginal, uniformly designed frocks, fabric fit for your grandmother - HOW has Tory Burch tricked the world into viewing these frumpy, loud monstrosities as flattering/ sophisticated/”cute”?
Connect the dots: Why is Tory Burch is the designer of choice among cunty sorority girls?
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My New Years’ Resolutions
1. Smoke More Pot. It’s good for you.
2. Watch More Television but less cable news.
3. Exercise, but no need to be a Type A freak about it.
4. See my family far less.
5. Get back to doing the things you truly love, like zoning out on gossip blogs for hours at a time.
6. Resume random hobbies that you once enjoyed so much. Remember when you used to create armies of tiny ceramic pigs out of clay? This is closely correlated with Resolution 1.
7. Step up the Babyhate. Import it to Tumblr.
8. Leave the house. If for nothing else to benefit your future hilarious and inspirational memoirs.
9. Start some kind of business. It can be a really stupid business, as long as it’s profitable!
10. Stop biting nails. Solution: Never leave home without tacky decorative press-on nails. Everyone wins.
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