June 2011
2 posts
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March 2010
2 posts
WatchLast night a couple of boringwads from Scranton birthed a miniwad that hasn’t been named yet. This nameless wad was made by accident and then its parents got all pumped up about it over time, so they were happy with the whole thing. However, typical baby fuckstick antics ensued when the baby started shit right off the bat.
Watch the lameness go down here if you want.
WatchLast night a couple of boringwads from Scranton birthed a miniwad that hasn’t been named yet. This nameless wad was made by accident and then its parents got all pumped up about it over time, so they were happy with the whole thing. However, typical baby fuckstick antics ensued when the baby started shit right off the bat.
Watch the lameness go down here if you want.
February 2010
1 post
WatchCats R Stoopid
6 tags
January 2010
5 posts
listening to "AC DC Thunderstruck" →
Thunderstruck!
“Scooter, Ryan, myself: We tag-team him” -Usher”
– Justin Bieber is Living the Dream
My New Years' Resolutions
1. Smoke More Pot. It’s good for you.
2. Watch More Television but less cable news.
3. Exercise, but no need to be a Type A freak about it.
4. See my family far less.
5. Get back to doing the things you truly love, like zoning out on gossip blogs for hours at a time.
6. Resume random hobbies that you once enjoyed so much. Remember when you used to create armies of tiny ceramic pigs out...
December 2009
6 posts
listening to "The Bobs - Christmas in Jail" →
Charlie Sheen spends Christmas in the clink. Christmas in Jail by the Bobos (via Dlisted, of course)
“The guy came downstairs and was like, ‘Rachel I don’t know you, but...”
– http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/tiger-woods-alleged-mistress-drug-abusing-hookers-made-up-affair-story-2009112
Bieber Fever: High-pitched and Squealy →
November 2009
6 posts
